The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH
Theres no non creepy way to say this but tell your uncle to send that 🍆 my way. And I dont mean the ones pictured above.
Lol he’s very happily married to another very bearded man and they bake and have 3 rescue pitbulls and as you can tell a very big garden and are a gay wet dream tbh
I found the company who makes them in case anyone else is interested!
This is why adaptable equipment is important!! Gives more power back to the user to live their life in the best way for them. Unfortunately a lot of times it is cost prohibitive and hard to find- that’s where allies and activists (and #socialworkers #BlackTumblr #BlackTwitter) can help.
i hate getting advertizing jingles stuck in my head. it’s like… NO, you are NOT allowed to exploit my pattern-recognition and memorization skills that i evolved to survive in an environment where everything wants to eat me to SELL ME INSURANCE!!!
humanity’s neurological evolution, trying to keep me from starving: this is really important. you have to remember this. see how that gazelle moves? it will move the same way every time. so will the sun and the moon and every animal you encounter. release serotonin every time you recognize this so you will survive
me: i see… but what if i never learn this and instead remember nationwide is on your side
eddie brock is a great protagonist because his superpower is making an alien fall in love with him and that’s REAL escapism. who gives a shit about getting insta abs or summoning lightning or whatever. what’s that compared to a fulfilling relationship with a tapeworm. unblock me marvel studios.
Imagine hating trans men so much that you read the history of someone who presented as a man for so long that most people only discovered he was ~biologically female~ after his fucking autopsy and be like “well clearly he was just gender fluid” I’m fucking
he specifically asked to be buried in the clothes he died in!!!!! we only know he was trans bc someone disrespected his direct wishes after his death!!!!!!
I hate this idea people have that if a parent walks in and turns off the tv while their kids are watching or playing something it’s evidence of some unhealthy attachment or addiction to technology if they get pissed off. If you walk up and slap a book out of my hand while I’m reading I’m going to have the same reaction, fuck off you’re not making some great social commentary you’re just being an ass hole.
If you slap a sandwich out of my hands and I get pissed it doesn’t mean I’m addicted to eating it just means I was enjoying something and then you had to be an asshole lmao
It’s 2019 and if you’re still telling your daughter to “put on clothes” because she wearing shorts or short sleeves in her own house because there’s men in the house you need to look at the men in yo house BITCH
A WORD BITCH! LISTEN!!!!! THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT!
